Vicevi o Chuck Norrisu

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Vicevi o Chuck Norrisu

Koje su tri najgore smrti na svetu???
Oo side, od raka i od  Chuck Norrisa

Zasto Chuck Norris spava sa upaljenim svetlom???
Ne zato sto se plasi mraka, vec sto se mrak plasi njega

Kako Chuck Norris radi zgibove???
Ne dize se on na gore, vec se zemlja spusta na dole

Chuck Norris nikad nece dobiti srcani napad…..ni njegovo srce nije dovoljno glupo da ga napadne

Chuck Norris ne nosi sat….Zato sto on odlucuje koliko je sati

Chuck Norris je tuzio seriju RED I ZAKON jer su koristili imena njegove leve i desne noge

Kada chuck norris govori svi cute i umiru

Chuck Norris igra  Ruski rulet sa punim pistoljem…I uvek pobedjuje

Koja je jedina situacija kad Chuck Norris koristi dublere….Kad snima scenu u kojoj mora da place

Zasto su ljudi izmislili kola ??
Da bi pobegli od Chuck Norrisa …..nema veze Chuck Norris je izmislio sudar

Umesto kapi za oci Chuck Norris koristi Tabasko sos

Najbrzi auto na svetu ima 7 brzina….5,6 i Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris ima 3 kolena…Na svakoj nozi

Kad Chuck Norris sece luk ne place on nego luk

Ko se zadnji smeje najlepse se smeje…ko se smeje Chuck Norrisu umire

Zasto u kalendaru Chuck Norrisa datum direktno ide sa 31.marta na 2. april? Niko ne pravi budalu od Chuck Norrisa :d

Kad Chuck Norris  dize tegove tegovi postaju jaci

Chuck Norris se ne igra boga ….igranje je za decu

Chuck Norris  nema celo …To je jos jedna pesnica

Chuck Norris ne spava…..On ceka

Ne postoje lezbejke …samo zene koje nisu upoznale Chuck Norrisa

Chuck Norris je jednom prebio prodavca obuce…preko telefona

Chuck Norris spava sa jastukom ispod pistolja

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  1. Milanche92 :

    Date: November 12, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

    Najbrzi put do covjekova srca je pomocu sake Chucka Norrisa.

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  2. Chuck Norris :

    Date: January 23, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

    Chuck Norris je naterao Milku Canic da kaze ,,DOBRO JUTRO,, :D

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  3. pedja :

    Date: March 25, 2009 @ 11:47 am

    cak noris na svira gitaru…ona sama zasvira kad ga vidi

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  4. pedja :

    Date: March 25, 2009 @ 11:51 am

    cak noris je jednom glasno
    dunuo u pistaljku…i tako je potonuo titanik

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  5. Rasta :

    Date: May 6, 2009 @ 2:50 pm

    cak noris je isekao noz

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  6. Rasta :

    Date: May 6, 2009 @ 2:51 pm

    cak noris je izuo cipelic

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  7. pedja :

    Date: June 16, 2009 @ 11:59 pm

    CAK NORIS JE POKUSAO KASHIKU…

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  8. pedja :

    Date: June 17, 2009 @ 12:01 am

    KAD CHAK NORRIS PREJAKO POVUCE PRACKU,NE PUCA PRACKA NEGO KAMEN…

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  9. pedja RISTIC :

    Date: June 17, 2009 @ 12:03 am

    ZASHTO JE CAK NORRIS PUSTIO MENE DA ZIVIM???JER NEMA KO DRUGI DA PRICA ISTINU O NJEMU…

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  10. dzoni :

    Date: June 26, 2009 @ 4:13 pm

    ZNATE KAKO SE ZOVE ČAK NORISOV PARFEM?
    ……NIVEANORIS…….

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  11. dzoni :

    Date: June 26, 2009 @ 4:15 pm

    ZASTO JE CAK NORIS TOLKO DLAKAV ZATO JER GA BRUS LI BACIO U TRAVNJAK……

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  12. dzoni :

    Date: June 26, 2009 @ 4:17 pm

    ZASTO CAK NORIS JASE KONJA?
    ….ZATO JER NEMA OVCE…..

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  13. luka :

    Date: July 22, 2009 @ 2:01 pm

    Chuck Norris je jednom oborio nemacki bombarder tako sto je uperio prst i viknuo “Bang!” xD

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  14. Urosh :

    Date: August 26, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

    Chuck noris je uspeo da rashii noge maloj sireni….:D

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  15. hanniball666 :

    Date: October 1, 2009 @ 4:08 pm

    igrale chuk noris i gospod poker
    gospod:ja vlozuvam planetata
    chuk norris:raise

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  16. Miljan :

    Date: November 11, 2009 @ 1:40 pm

    Chuck Norris moze da odmuti jaje :)

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  17. fica :

    Date: November 11, 2009 @ 5:50 pm

    chuck norris se nesisa kosa ne sme da mu raste

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  18. Codename89 :

    Date: February 14, 2010 @ 3:55 pm

    Chuck Norris je video noge Louis-u:D

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  19. elvi$ :

    Date: March 16, 2010 @ 8:24 pm

    cak se prijavio ma ko zeli biti milioner i osvojio 1miljardu

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  20. igor :

    Date: April 15, 2010 @ 1:22 pm

    otvara cak frizider ,kad uoci pitu kako se trese ,a on ce na to ;Opusteno dosao sam po pivo ! ! !

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  21. lost :

    Date: May 13, 2010 @ 2:34 pm

    znate zasto chuck norris nije rodjen ??? zato sto niko nije smeo da mu je@e kevu……xD

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  22. Quick Pick :

    Date: June 1, 2010 @ 1:15 pm

    Koliko Chuck Norris moze da uradi sklekova….? Sve.

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